|—||Ten word story (via grinthin)|
I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry
"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
OH MY GOD
HOW TO MAKE A CUTE DRESS OUT OF SHORTS
put shorts on
put legs in one leg hole
pull up and on to shoulder
And here we have glitterweave sporting a beautiful Sunset Yellow
NEVER forget to accessorize
well one of us is going to have to change
THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER!!!
I really think
I’m winning this.
(Yoga pants do the trick)
maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad